2019 cat memes
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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Bones: 69
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon ner OT a Tearur sort, wnicn coula only be proken by Love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a
terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. he waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her
true love and true love’s first kiss. Like that’s ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek Beware Stay out I think he’s in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Yeah. He’ll groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. They’ll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. Theyll chew your livers,
squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it’s quite good on toast. Back, back beast, back! I warned you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytale creatures.
Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that. Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the witch. Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small. You wouldn’t turn me in.
never be stubborn again. I can change. Please, give me another chance. Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This little wooden puppet. I’m not a puppet, I’m a real boy. Five shillings for the possessed
toy. Take it away. No! Please, don’t let them do it! Next. What do you got? Well, I’ve got a talking donkey! Right. Well that’s good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead fella. Well? He’s just
li…, just a little nervous. He’s really quite a chatterbox. You boneheaded donkey! That’s it. I have heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I love to talk. I’ve talked to… Get her out of
sight! -No, no, I swear! Hey, I can fly. -He can fly! -He can fly! He can talk! -That’s right, fool! Now I’m a flying, talking donkey! You might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly. But I bet you ain’t
never seen a donkey fly! Seize him! Get him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogre. -1. By the order of lord Farquaad. I am authorized to place you both under arrest. And transport you to designated
resettlement facility. Oh really? You and what army? Can I say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible. Are you talking to……me? Yes, I was talking to you
I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards. They thought that was all over there. And then you showed up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in th
woods. That really made me feel good to see that. Oh, that’s great. Really. Man, it’s good to be free. Now, why don’t you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? But I… I don’t have any fri
And I’m not going out there by myself. Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea… I’ll stick with you. You and me in green fighting machine. Together we’ll scare the spin if anybody crosses us. Oh, a, t
really scary. Maybe you don’t mine me saying. If that don’t work, your breath will certainly do the job done, ’cause… you definitively need some tic-tac or something, ’cause your breath stinks! Man
??? my note! Just like the time… ..and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day. Why are you following me? I’ll tell you why. ‘Cause I’m all alone
no one here, beside me. My problems have all gone. There’s no one to derive me. But you got to have free ..-Stop singing!! Well, it’s no wonder, you don’t have any friends. Wow! Only a true frie
be that truly honest. Listen! Little donkey. Take a look at me! What am 1? A……really tall? No! I’m an Ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesn’t that bother you? Nope. Really? -R-
Oh? Man, I like you. What’s your name? A…, Shrek. Shrek?! But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek? You’ve got that kind of. "I don’t care what nobody thinks of me" thing. I like that, I re
Shrek. You’re all right. Uh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that? That would be my home. Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know you’re quite a decorator. It’s amazing wha
such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess, you don’t entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. You know I do to. That’s another thing, we have in common. Lik
when you got somebody in your face. You try to give them a hint and they won’t leave. And then there’s that big occurred silence, you know? Can I stay with you? -What? Can I stay with you
course! -Really? No. -Please! I don’t want to go back there. You don’t how is like to be concerned like a freak. Well…. maybe you do. But that’s why we have to stick together! You got to let
Please! Please! OK, OK. -But one night only. -Huh, thank you! A, what are you do… No! This is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swap the manly stories. And in the morning… I’m maki
Where do I sleep? Outside! Oh, a, I guess that’s cool. You know, I don’t know you and you don’t know me….
all alone outside. Sit by myself outside, I guess. I’m all alone, there’s no one here beside me. -I thought, I told you to stay outside. -I am outside. Well James. This is far from the farm, but
we have? It’s not… What a lovely bed. -Got you! I found some cheese. Awful stuff. -Is that you Gordon? -How did you know? Enough! What are you doing in my house? Oh, no, no, no…
the table! Where would we supposed to put her. The bed’s taken. What? I live in a swamp. I’ve put up signs. I’m a terrifying Ogre! What do I have to do, to get a little privacy? Oh, no! N
doing in my swamp? All right, get out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, let’s go. And hurry up, hurry up. No, no, not there. Not there! Hey don’t look at me. I didn’t invite them. Oh g
us. -What? We were forced to come here. -By who? Lord Farquaad. He ??? All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? Oh I do. I know where he is. Does anyone else know w
Anyone at all? -Me. -Anyone? Oh pick me, I know! Me, me. Ok, fine. Attention all fairy tale things! Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially warned up. In fact. I’m gonna see
right now and get all off my land and back where you came from. You. You’re coming with me. All right. That’s what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off c
adventure. I love it. I’m on road again. Sing with me Shrek! I’m on road again… What did I say about singing? -Can I whistle? -No. -Well, can I hummer? -All right. That’s enough. He
n, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me. I’m the gingerbread man. You monster. I’m not a monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perte
Where are the others? -Eat me. I’ve tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! -Tell me! Or I’l…-No, no, not the buttons. Not gumdrop buttons. All ric
Ok, Mi tell you. -Do you know the muffin-man?-The muffin-man? -The muffin-man. -Yes, I know the muffin-man. Who lives on Proully lane? -Well, she’s married to the muffin-ma
mufin-man! -She’s married to the muffin-man. My lord! We found it. Well then, what are you waiting for? Bring it in. Magic mirror. Don’t tell him anything! Evening. Mirror, mirror
most perfect kingdom of them all? Well, technically, you’re not a king. A…, felonious. -You were saying. -What I mean is a… ..you’re not a king, yet. But you can become one.
princess. Go on. So, just sit back and relax my lord, because it’s time for you to meet today’s eligible bachelorettes. And here they are. Bachelorette number one is a mentaily
kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hottubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for two evil sisters. Please welcome… Cindereila. Bachelorette num
from a land of fantasy. Although she lives with seven other man, she is not easy. Just kiss hers dead frozen lips and find out what a live wife she is. Come on. Give t up for.
certainly not least. Bachelorette number three is a fire-breathing ????, dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. But don’t let that cool you off. She’s a loader
so l guess, outside is best for me. Here I go. Good night. I do like that half d
Teacher gave us a index card to write whatever we wanted on for the test. However, I glued the dialogue for the Shrek movie instead.
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