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Alive, Bad, and Bodies : THE VIRGIN 20105
The Chiel 1950
bad guys like Mc Carthy are subject to
bipartisan criticism and even censure
music is eminently undanceable and
mainly consists of synths, hi-hats, and
acoustic guitar over lazy sing-rapping
(you know, that thing Ray Charles did
on "It Should ‘ve Been Me?"
bad guys don’t get punished
singers actually can
sing
music is danceable, with thumping 4/4 and
12/8 beats, and is heavily produced with
rockin’ electric guitar and blazing piano
autotune
both men and women generally dress in cute
but casual ways and songs glorify romantic love
and teens "going steady" rather than the
degrading booty-shaking pop of the 2010s and
2020s
uhh, Kanye is the defining artist of
our decade?
hideous fashions brought on by
late capitalist hypersexualization
– women like Billie Eilish have to
wear baggy clothes to avoid
objectification
Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Elvis, Woody
Guthrie, Frank Sinatra, and Hank Williams
-something for everyone
advanced robots,
government conspiracies,
stuff blowing up, and human
greed/warmongering
reminscent of the worst
TRANSFORMERS
tens of millions of black and brown
people being driven from their homes by
climate change
no advanced and
scary robots and none
of this Michael Bay
shit going on
Transformers movies
ROCK
AROUND
THE CLOCK
millions of Africans and Asians are
granted their freedom, and Jim
Crow is beginning to crumble – in
some cases with white Americans
forcing down the doors of black-
only clubs to hear Fats Domino
and his ilk
rock and roll is well and
dead, with the guitarist of
blink-182 joining the military
industrial complex to
people can’t dance
rock and roll is alive
THE PLATTERS
and ripping up the
charts
become said Transformers
TONY MARTINEZ
villain (selling what he
believes to be advanced
FREDDIE BELL
alien tech to the Dept of
Defense)
ALAN FREED
90% marginal tax rate for the
super rich and low inequality/
extensive unionization and
welfare programs in US
and Europe
JOHNNY JOHNSTON
sky-high inequality and corporate
corruption
ALIX TALTON
somehow Cuba is arguably the
government least in bed with the
villain/POTUS, who’s basically
George Zimmerman with a wig
and a spray tan
actual weekly dances ("sock hops")
where people have to move their
bodies
the president of the US is a decorated war
veteran who is highly competent and the US
isn’t the bad guy
can’t afford shit
no consistent aesthetic what-so-ever
greasers, tailfins, neon, and
midcentury modern architecture
even a dishwasher can buy a 2 bedroom
cape cod ora flat in the suburbs
Virgin vs Chad Decades
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